ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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