I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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