I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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