By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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