But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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