Umm I'm too high to move.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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