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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

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humiliate her

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(212): View more from New York

Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.

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(561): View more from Florida

If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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Agreed

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.

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(772): View more from Florida

You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.

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(650): View more from California

At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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(317): View more from Indiana

you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.

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