We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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