what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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