I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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