So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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