You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
