the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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