Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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