I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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