Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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