I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Randomize
