if you like me you must not know who I am
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Bring me that man meat
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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