brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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