Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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