summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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