I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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