I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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