bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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