Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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