Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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