if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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