And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
