Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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