I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So vagazzling was a success
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