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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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