Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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