think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
