he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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