My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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