Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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