I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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