Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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