Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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