Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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