What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
did you just send me my own nude
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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