Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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