do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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