just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I came so hard my ears popped.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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