he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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