Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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