everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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