great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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