i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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