just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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